Now It's Winter and Now It's Not

Blogging about the weather? I know…What a boring topic. But you have to admit it has been a challenging subject this year.

I’m one of those people that like the weather to be the way it is suppose to be. In winter I want cold and snow. Summer should be dry and hot. Spring can be variable, but a slow warming that blends into summer is most welcome. And autumn, my former favorite season, needs brisk days and chilly nights that let the foliage turn beautiful colors.

The previous two winters were pretty true to definition. There was snow on the ground for Christmas both years and last year the snow hung around until March. But this year is behaving quite differently. There has been no snow of any true amount and worse the days are fluctuating between highs of 60 degrees followed a few days later by cold in the teens. What makes it even worse is that when we have these wide variations it means the wind blows hard along the temperature gradient and makes everything miserable.

Of course with all this deviant weather behavior you can’t help from wondering about Global Warming, which is a topic that is liable to restart the Civil War her along the former border states. We take our red and blue state divisions seriously. Religion, science, sports teams, and the weather can all result in gun shots being fired.

I said that autumn used to be my favorite season of the year. But as I get older and the cold is making parts of my body I don’t even know the name of begin to ache, I now see autumn as a forewarning of the pain to come. Maybe the way to solve this problem is to pack my bags and head to a warmer climate as so many of my fellow baby boomers seem to be doing. After all a gentle winter in a sun-belt state or even Mexico or Central America would be nice. And when I want a dose of good bracing cold I’ll just make a visit, although a short one, back across the Mason-Dixon Line.